Thursday, January 27, 2011

Rabbit Hole Day Sale

GRAND CLEARANCE!!!
ALL MUST GO!!!

Glamour shoes
£45
Reason for sale: money needed for physiotherapy

Ginger cat
One careful lady owner
£5 ONO
Reason for sale: Defective rodent catcher. Brings live mice into the house and hides them. Bites when bored.

Tortoiseshell cat
Gentle and loving nature except to birds. And frogs.
£672 ONO
Reason for sale: Defective cat. Need to recoup vet's bills.

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19 COMMENTS:

Old Kitty said...: I want all three please, thank you!!! I have cash or as my bank manager calls them - monopoly money! :-)

Take care
x; 27 January 2011 at 11:04
fairyhedgehog said...: Sorry, Kitty, no cash. Only our ulta-secure online payment systems.; 27 January 2011 at 11:11
Richard N said...: I will buy the 'careful lady owner' for £5

The rest of her life will be very interesting... ;-); 27 January 2011 at 12:24
fairyhedgehog said...: Richard, what a delightful take you do have on things. I can't stop laughing.; 27 January 2011 at 13:02
Whirlochre said...: That shoe looks like a novelty inhaler.; 27 January 2011 at 13:37
fairyhedgehog said...: Whirl, I don't fancy sniffing anything that someone's foot has been in!; 27 January 2011 at 13:41
Brigid O'Connor said...: Loved this, I would like to buy them all!; 27 January 2011 at 15:21
fairyhedgehog said...: Brigid, they look cute...; 27 January 2011 at 15:31
nitebyrd said...: You may keep the cats, I have a very old defective one already but I sure do love those shoes! Bunions, be damned!; 27 January 2011 at 16:42
fairyhedgehog said...: nitebyrd, the shoes are gorgeous but I have a confession - they're not really mine. I pinched the picture off the internet. I do think they're amazing though.; 27 January 2011 at 16:55
Ann said...: Well I am allergic to cats so I will pass on them, but the shoes.....oh la la!; 27 January 2011 at 17:05
fairyhedgehog said...: Ann, those shoes are really something, I agree!; 27 January 2011 at 17:32
Niamh said...: Donating to pscychotherapy sounds so much better that shoe shopping! Like the shoes!; 27 January 2011 at 17:46
Phoenix Sullivan said...: The ginger cat looks like it would have some lovely marbling and be quite tasty. Do you ship it whole or in cutlets?

(I'm doing Rabbit Hole comments rather than posts today...); 27 January 2011 at 17:49
fairyhedgehog said...: Niamh, I was thinking more of physiotherapy for sore ankles! I don't think I could get three yards in those shoes!; 27 January 2011 at 17:50
fairyhedgehog said...: Phoenix, you're evil! He's only available for rodent control, and only if you like more rodents not fewer.; 27 January 2011 at 17:52
jjdebenedictis said...: Any possibility of aiming the ginger's boredom? For example, if I intone, "You bore me," and flutter a finger at someone, will the cat attack?

If so, this could be very useful to me.; 27 January 2011 at 21:40
PJD said...: Have they taken their revenge yet for being put up for sale?; 28 January 2011 at 06:16
fairyhedgehog said...: jj, a trained attack cat? Now there's a good idea!

Peter, one of them threw up on the doormat yesterday so I guess the answer is yes!; 28 January 2011 at 07:58