As I don't have a cat I did this based on the reaction (to me) of others cats I have met. It came up as 100% likely that they all are plotting to kill me.
The thing about cats is - they get your measure very quickly. When I walk into a house with a cat they immediately think "aha! dog-lover" and then they jump up on me and claw my chest then they get on the back of my chair and try to sit on my head. And why do they always point their bottoms at me?
The thing about cats is - they are all potential Geoffs. (Of course I don't mean your gorgeous kittens - who are adorable!)
i like cats and they are scared of me because they know that i'm going to pat them for the next 1/2 hour. oh well. i had a conversation with a cat. it went like this: me: mew.! cat:(stares at me and walks further away) meow!! me: meow? cat: meow!!!! me: meow. cat: !!!!!!!!!meow!!!!!!!!! me: i'm off to the library, see you later.
hi fairyhedgehog! thanks for commenting on my blog (i don't think i've seen you around Ed Ass before...?).
the book club "meets" on the 1st of every month, and the post goes live around 8 am EST. but you can check in or back anytime you like. i hope you'll join! WHEN THE ELEPHANTS DANCE is an interesting book to talk about, regardless of whether you've read it yet!
I've only just discovered Editorial Ass. I'll try to be there on the first, it looks like fun. 8am EST is 1pm here and as I'm not working at the moment that sounds good to me.
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I'm on 96% — and that's before I unleashed the I'm A Celebrity cockraoches into the dungeon where my master is currently chained...
As I don't have a cat I did this based on the reaction (to me) of others cats I have met. It came up as 100% likely that they all are plotting to kill me.
I knew it! That's why I have a dog!
Only 96% Geoff? Where did you lose that 4%?
Janey, how could you not have a cat? (I do like dogs too but don't let Geoff know.)
Oh man, this made me laugh for real. I hope you have some security measures, it sounds like things are getting a little risky in your house.
I think I'm safe, Natalie, it's Whirlochre I'm worried about. That Geoff is a piece of work.
The thing about cats is - they get your measure very quickly. When I walk into a house with a cat they immediately think "aha! dog-lover" and then they jump up on me and claw my chest then they get on the back of my chair and try to sit on my head. And why do they always point their bottoms at me?
The thing about cats is - they are all potential Geoffs.
(Of course I don't mean your gorgeous kittens - who are adorable!)
Jumping on you, clawing you, sitting on your head, pointing their bottoms at you; these are all ways to show their love.
LOL! If only I could speak cat - all these years of thinking they hated me could've been avoided.
There's an 83% chance my Madison is plotting to kill me. Dammit.
I should have known. Her amber eyes glow in the dark.
Glow-in-the-dark eyes is a sure sign, Robin.
i like cats and they are scared of me because they know that i'm going to pat them for the next 1/2 hour.
oh well.
i had a conversation with a cat. it went like this:
me: mew.!
cat:(stares at me and walks further away) meow!!
me: meow?
cat: meow!!!!
me: meow.
cat: !!!!!!!!!meow!!!!!!!!!
me: i'm off to the library, see you later.
Platypuspower, you obviously speak fluent cat.
hi fairyhedgehog! thanks for commenting on my blog (i don't think i've seen you around Ed Ass before...?).
the book club "meets" on the 1st of every month, and the post goes live around 8 am EST. but you can check in or back anytime you like. i hope you'll join! WHEN THE ELEPHANTS DANCE is an interesting book to talk about, regardless of whether you've read it yet!
also this is why i don't have a cat. i've had one in the past and she clocked a definite 95.
I've only just discovered Editorial Ass. I'll try to be there on the first, it looks like fun. 8am EST is 1pm here and as I'm not working at the moment that sounds good to me.
Thanks for dropping by.
There was a columnist I used to read who once wrote: "cats are small predators; if they were big enough, they'd eat you." so I'm going with 100%
I think that what holds them back is the knowledge that it's humans that can work tin openers.
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