Could you read this book?

It's not as easy as it seems. The book will only open if you approach it with a neutral face. It won't open if you're looking sceptical - or even if you're excited! That's me done for then.

I'm not entirely sure that I can see a use for it except as an idea for a science fiction story. Now that would be something I'd really like to read!

Accolade

I have just come second in McKoala's competition to write a scene where Robin and Whirl go on a date.

FH was a close second, for clarity and use of cow.

Marks for clarity are of course good but I was overwhelmed to gain points for use of cow. Never before have I received this accolade and that is why I wanted to share it with you now.

What's the weirdest compliment you've ever had?