Monday, June 06, 2011

Advice to Cats


Don't be afraid to go out in the rain. When you're cold and wet just find a handy human to jump up on; they will warm you up nicely and you can wipe the mud off on them.

10 COMMENTS:

Anonymous said...

Magic has developed a way of doing this by proxy.

He comes back wet and climbs onto the humans' *bed* or *chair* instead of directly onto the human.

This ensures they get a cold soggy surprise when they're at their most vulnerable.

And he can get more than one at a time with no extra effort.

fairyhedgehog said...

Richard, at least I get some warning and can often grab a towel first!

Simon Kewin said...

I'm not sure you needed to blog that. It's already instinctive to all cats!

fairyhedgehog said...

Simon, it's not my fault, Rufus hijacked my blog!

Old Kitty said...

Charlie agrees. He also says that it's so handy to use a freshly made bed to wipe one's muddy paws on - especially if the bed linen is 100% white cotton from Laura Ashley.

Take care
x

fairyhedgehog said...

Kitty, Charlie obviously has the right idea!

Whirlochre said...

Further down the list, of course, is 'do not be afraid to sleep in the fridge'...

jjdebenedictis said...

If that's advice to cats, I think you're preaching to the choir!

Anonymous said...

Aaaaahw the things we put up with from our lovely pets...

fairyhedgehog said...

Whirl, don't give him ideas!

jj, I blame Rufus myself.

lilyrazz, we do indeed!

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