- Arrive at Bath Spa Hotel. Find that someone has shaved their beard off in the en suite bath. At least, I hope it was someone's beard. Get housekeeping to sort it out.
- Next day, find the bath is blocked and get told that you should not have been put in that room as it is out of service. Get allocated a junior suite with four poster bed.
- Go to the hotel spa which has a sauna, steam room with twinkling lights and music, indoor heated pool and outdoor pool heated to bath temperature. Relax.
- Go to see a raunchy black comedy called Hoors. Laugh a lot.
- Eat in lots of different restaurants. Find a house red wine that's better than some expensive wines. Don't cook. Yay!
- Have a back massage.
- Wander round the shops.
- Buy a clarinet.
I didn't want to come home.