Well, here it is, my Valentine's Day poem in glorious mono recording. The task was to read a passionate poem in a non-passionate way and I think my cold served me well.
There is nothing that you wouldn't want your kiddies to hear, except possibly for the doomladen, apathetic and yet irritable tone of voice. Come to think of it, they may have nightmares. So: not suitable for children or adults of a nervous disposition. (But no naughty words this time.)