27th January 2009
Your stars for today
Aries March 21 - April 19
People may snipe at you because they envy your enormous talents. Believe in yourself and don't let the naysayers get you down.
Famous people born under this sign: Timothy Dalton, Pat Robertson, me.
Taurus April 20 - May 20
Family may be a disappointment to you. It's up to you to make the first move so think about making that casserole and taking it round.
Famous people born under this sign: Queen Elizabeth, Charlotte Bronte, my mother.
Gemini May 21 - June 20
It's time to celebrate! Take all your mates out for a beer and make sure you buy the first round and maybe the second one too.
Famous people born under this sign: John F Kennedy, Vincent Price, my mate Tom.
Cancer June 21 - July 22
Nitpicking over money will just lose you friends. Treat loans as gifts and you can't go far wrong.
Famous people born under this sign: Meryl Streep, Ross Perot, my brother.
Leo July 23 - August 22
Enjoy your day while knowing that other more talented people are working their nuts off to make a living.
Famous people born under this sign: Neil Armstrong, Jerry Falwell, Julian Meteor, my lazy kid brother.
Virgo August 23 - September 22
Don't sweat the small stuff. A car door is easily repaired and which is more important: your car or your son?
Famous people born under this sign: Sean Connery, Mother Teresa, Dad.
Libra September 23 - October 22
Envy is an unattractive quality. Show former classmates your generosity of spirit by inviting them out for a drink.
Famous people born under this sign: Brigitte Bardot, Bob Geldof, my mate Alan.
Scorpio October 23 - November 21
What's done is done. Walls can be repainted and floors relaid so leave recriminations behind you when you start writing those references.
Famous people born under this sign: Bill Gates, Pablo Picasso, my ex-boss.
Sagittarius November 22 - December 21
Sagittarians have a great sense of humour and you can show this off today by taking your co-workers jokes in good part. There's no need to retaliate, just enjoy the belly laugh.
Famous people born under this sign: Tina Turner, Baruch Spinoza, my colleague Mick.
Capricorn December 22 - Januray 19
A beautiful spirit in a beautiful body. Show how much you love someone by making them a delicious meal tonight.
Famous people born under this sign: Joan of Arc, Joseph Stalin, my girl-friend.
Aquarius January 20 - February 18
You get what you deserve in life so expect some financial difficulties ahead as justice steps in and alimony stops.
Famous people born under this sign: Christian Dior, Lewis Carroll, my ex-wife.
Pisces February 19 - March 20
Today could mark a big change at work. Stop micromanaging your subordinates and start doing some real work. And buy some deodorant.
Famous people born under this sign: Neville Chamberlain, Jimmy Swaggart, my boss.
28th January 2009
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