Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Lying about my age.

I am 29 years old. That's not a lie, it's the truth, but we are talking Martian years here.

I found my age through a now sadly defunct website.

I'm tempted to use it to lie about my age. Except that no one is going to believe me.

15 COMMENTS:

blogless troll said...

I don't think I'll live to see my first birthday on Pluto.

fairyhedgehog said...

On the other hand, if you lived on Mercury think how many birthdays you'd have.

Come to think of it, I may decide to count in Mercury years and get four birthdays for every Earth year.

Natalie said...

Hehe, I'm only 13 on Mars. Great, adolescence all over again.

I'm all for that 4 birthdays a year thing. Good plan.

fairyhedgehog said...

I think if you're a Martian teenager you're allowed to miss out on the acne.

Natalie said...

Ooo, that's nice, because I STILL have acne. I'm moving to Mars.

Sarah Laurenson said...

I think I'll stick with being a very spry 76 (Venusian) years old. That way I seem like I have the wisdom of age and still can cut a rug (with very sharp scissors).

Sophie in the Moonlight said...

I'd be 19.9 years old on Mars. I think I'd be fine with that, but only if the drinking age is 18.

freddie said...

In Mercury years I'm nine.

Go write your term paper's rough draft, Freddie.

Anonymous said...

you should use this age calculator:
http://geocities.com/how_old2000/charoyears.htm

platypuspower said...

21 venusian years. wow. i'm that old?

fairyhedgehog said...

I'm 88.8 Venusian years. I wonder how old that makes you in Earth years, Platypuspower.

platypuspower said...

twelve, and REALLY near 13.

fairyhedgehog said...

So 21 Venusian years has some advantages, then. It means you can drink and drive, although preferably not at the same time.

I'm not sure the police will buy it though...

platypuspower said...

i don't like beer anyway, and cars pollute the environment.

fairyhedgehog said...

No worries then!

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